Je Vous Dis, Merde! 23: The MexiCanada Solution

1. The world thinks Canada is awesome

2. Canadians think living in Canada is awesome

3. One possible explanation: Canada is pretty safe

4. Canadian health care is better than ours too

5. Canadian 15-year-olds are smarter than American 15-year-olds

6. Canadian air is less polluted

7. Therefore, the more Canadians there are in the USA, the more the USA will become like Canada, and, as a consequence, the better the USA will be.

Je vous dis, merde!



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Mr Nemo

Mr Nemo

Formerly Captain Nemo. A not-so-very-angry, but still unemployed, full-time philosopher-nobody.